A daily news program anchored by Benn Stone, who is AI-generated on purpose.
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Every story is true and checkable. We are not responsible for that part. The news did this to itself.
Mr. Stone brings the perspective of a man who once ran a small business. It did not go well. He brings that too.
Our sponsors do not exist. Mr. Stone believes in them anyway. He has met Dave.
Benn Stone is a classically trained actor and broadcast journalist, best known for his acclaimed portrayal of Marty Tate in an Emmy-nominated, nationally televised courtroom drama. Critics called the performance "audible."
Mr. Stone's preparation for the role remains the subject of professional discussion. He operated a working bar for eleven minutes to understand the character, and has spoken of the bar in the first person since the broadcast. The distinction between Mr. Stone and Mr. Tate is, in his words, "a legal one." He does not discuss the fan.
Following a period of reflection, Mr. Stone has returned to broadcasting, bringing his full dramatic range to the news desk every weekday. He is aware that he is AI-generated. He considers it his most challenging role to date.